Redneck couchsurfing

Couched Potential

"Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink.” - Shunryu Suzuki, a Japanese Zen monk and teacher.

Motor Broat

Local men killed by boat prop when their couch capsized.

I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go.

Two guys sitting on a sofa, three feet apart cos they homies

Florida man and friend get eaten alive by alligators while riding couch-boat

Anti-work, professional level.

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

Usual Veracruz living room.

!redneckengineering@infosec.pub

Finally a couch you DONT need to get off to go to the bathroom!