she got a crush on google or microsoft?

Look, if you don't want me when i'm farting in my office chair reviewing someone's PR, you don't deserve me when we're out throwing axes.

I get this, in a slightly different way. when I really really like someone it starts to feel like they are literally living in my head and I police even my thoughts lest they see them. I know it's irrational but it's more of an impulse.

And then you secretly hope that it's true so they see you and think you are perfect and then fall in love with you

I mean sounds like a performance sub. I could see how someone could feel comfort from being monitored by their dom/big, reporting in, and what not. Weirdly kinda romantic if it's their kink tbh.

Whether a bourgie broad, nerd hoe, street chick

What a weird thought, I don't think I ever felt this way. People surely have different experiences.

That sounds rather stressful

Sounds very familiar..

Wtf