Yayyy everyone got a second job :D this must mean economic prosperity for the people

Monthly jobs reports are wildly inaccurate. They get adjusted annually in the autumn and we sometimes find that 90% of new jobs reported in one of the months just weren't there.

Naturally, the stock market goes up on this sort of news

Every time I see these reports, I think of how Porky doesn't seem interested in hiring fucking anyone for the supposedly open jerbs that already existed. This shit is nothing more than porn for shareholders and investors.