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[-] teft@lemmy.world 50 points 4 months ago

Interspecies sex is what got you into this minotaur mess. It isn't how you will get out of it.

[-] halykthered@lemmy.ml 45 points 4 months ago

I'm not so sure about that. If a mermaid and a centaur had a baby, there's a chance they'd give birth to a regular dude. Perhaps we're just not breeding minotaurs with the right things. Someone install Cloud Meadow and get back to me.

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

Looks luke someone doesn't know about the sea cow, better known as the manatee

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

Twice the chance for a cursed horsefish or fishorse though. Or also either of the other, more cursed centaur and mermaid variants as well.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Clearly you've never actually met a bard before. Haven't you ever wondered where half orcs come from? It's bards, always bards. Every. Single. Goddamn. Time.

[-] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Glad to see you're feeling better, Teft.

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 33 points 4 months ago

They will Lay your Minotaur

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 4 months ago

Uuugh, so they're sending the bard again!

[-] Hexarei@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago

Feats of great strength and cunting

[-] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago
[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Will they bring glory to me and my house?

[-] DerArzt@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

They will have sex with your house

this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2024
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