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Who wins a three way deathmatch? Ira Glass, Stephen Dubner, or Guy Raz? (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by wjrii@lemmy.world to c/casualconversation@lemm.ee
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Alternatively, does the universe collapse in on itself because they’re actually the tripartite sonic manifestations of a single three faced god?

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[-] hactar42@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Ira Glass if the battle is on land. Stephen Dubner if it is in the air. Guy Raz if it is in water.

I will not be taking questions.

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

MINDY!!!!!!!!!!!

[-] Servais@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 11 months ago

I have no idea who are any of those people

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

The esoteric mysteries of the Church of Weekend-P-R shall remain elusive to the uninitiated.

Be sure to send in your pledges though.

[-] Elaine@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

My money is on Ira Glass. No reason other than I just like him the best.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

Malcolm Gladwell comes out of nowhere with a steel chair and claims the victory

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

This is definitely a possible outcome.

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Then the reanimated corpse of Garrison Keillor shows up and all hell breaks loose.

[-] zabadoh@ani.social 4 points 11 months ago

None. The pledge drive will just go on forever. It's the secret to how Terry Gross hasn't aged in 40 years.

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

She's definitely Dorian-Gray-ing somebody.

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Batman

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Do you you think he stands a chance against that much smugness?

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

He will win by not even showing up.

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