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Stuff I never thought I’d say Sunday (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 4 months ago by Servais@discuss.tchncs.de to c/parenting@lemmy.world
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[-] RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
  • Please eat your pancakes.
  • Please eat your pizza.
  • Please eat your quesadilla.
  • Please eat your chicken nuggets.

Fuck it. I'm feeding these children nothing but boiled chicken and canned peas from now on.

[-] irish_link@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Stop licking your sister.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Lol. "Stop licking X" is whole category that wasn't on my radar. Now I wish I had made a bingo card. Except I never would have guessed what would appear on it.

[-] irish_link@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Right!? Don’t lick…. Is the main thing that I had never thought would happen as much as it does.

[-] WaxiestSteam69@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Get your hand out of your pants.

[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 months ago

Get off the couch with that naked butt

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago

Lol. "No naked butts on..." is another category I underestimated the need to spell out, in detail, as official rules.

[-] barkingspiders@infosec.pub 3 points 4 months ago

We encourage ours to wear his diaper with the phrase, "no pooping on the floor!"

[-] gartheom@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Don't lick security cameras.

[-] Illecors@lemmy.cafe 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

At the moment it's not, strictly speaking, the what - it's more the amount of repetition required.

Get your fingers out of your mouth

Get your fingers out of your mouth

Get your fingers out of your mouth

Get your fingers out of your mouth

Get your fingers out of your mouth

Get your fingers out of your mouth

Get your fingers out of your mouth

Get your fingers out of your mouth

Get your fingers out of your mouth

Get your fingers out of your mouth

...

Get your fingers out of your mouth

Thank you!

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