Lemmy 3 day no poop challenge : memes

[-] SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Lmao i love how we already have lemmy lore

[-] atocci@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

What in the world did I miss

[-] HopingForBetter@kbin.social -1 points 1 year ago

Someone posted earlier asking for the best means to not poop (and other requirements) for three days. Welcome to the next front page of the internet!

[-] tho@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

i unironically shit like once a week, maybe two times a week max. so i don't understand what the fuss is all about

[-] Powof@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

Lemmy is discovering that IBS exists

[-] Mulkor@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Despite what the other comments say, this can be perfectly acceptable if this is has always been usual for you.

[-] Yrt@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Yep, normal range is 3x a day to every 3 days. More or less is possible but that should be checked by a doctor. If it was always once every 5-7 days it's probably nothing and normal for you. If something changes about the rhythm then go see a doctor and that can mean you're one of the once every 3 days people and now you poop daily. Even if it's inside the range, go see a doctor!

And one myth: if your body is the slow type like every 2-3 days or even 3-5 days fibre and stuff won't help, it's just a heavier poop (in weight) after 5 days than usual.

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Im like a hot pocket full of faeces

[-] LordUsername@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

how do you mark users as friends on lemmy

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

You don't block them

[+] jballs@sh.itjust.works -22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

One time me and my girlfriend (now wife) went to visit my grandparents at their winter home in Texas. I say home, but it was just their RV that they drove down in the winter to avoid the snow. Anyway, It didn't want to blow up the RV with a huge steamy log, so I held it in for a few days. On the night of the 4th day, we ended up going to a swimming pool. While changing into my swimsuit in the locker room, I realized they had nice toilets there and it would be a good opportunity to unload.

I don't know what I was expecting, but for some reason I wasn't planning on 4 days worth of shit coming out at once. Not like soft, mushy turds, but one big strong firm log that just kind of piled up in the bowl like a shit pile pyramid.

I tried to give it a courtesy flush before I wiped, as is my custom, but that puppy was too big to go down. Seeing it was in a public toilet, it's not like I had a plunger or anything. I tried flushing a few more times, but the water was getting dangerously high in the bowl and I didn't want to deal with a turd water tsunami. So I had no choice but to leave it and duckwalk over to another stall where I could wipe my asshole before fleeing the scene.

So yeah. I guess my apologies to whoever had to eventually deal with that at the Brownsville Texas RV park circa 2005.

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