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[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

"Ohh oooh, Pick me, daddy! Daddy me, daddy over here, daddy!"

[-] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Of all the dick sucking moves you could do………… I am amazed at how eager they toss the salad.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Are they all wearing diapers as well?

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

I just....ugh

[-] catfishsushi@midwest.social 7 points 11 months ago

Tell me you're a moron without telling me you're a moron...

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

See monkey do monkey.

[-] Minarble@aussie.zone 7 points 11 months ago

They are wearing ear diapers like sleepy Don because they too have shit for brains.

[-] recapitated@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago
[-] dmtalon@infosec.pub 6 points 11 months ago

all I see is ear masks

[-] BassTurd@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Imagine what they would have done if the bullet struck. Would they have also drank the metaphorical Kool aid in solidarity? That would have been convenient.

[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Apparently ear bandages are the new armbands...

[-] exanime@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

no, this is not a personality cult at all... nope nope nope

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

every person that has to wear a bandage on their right ear for whatever reason are probably screaming "FUCK" very loudly thanks to this.

[-] WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Their heads are as soft as their little impotent penises.

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