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Crowdstrike (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Bassman27@lemmy.world 191 points 2 years ago

Man’s got them Donald Trump hands

[-] state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 2 years ago

It's just that he has enormously long arms.

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Enormously long when compared to those tiny hands.

[-] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 126 points 2 years ago

Googled him and there are too many articles reporting this as real

[-] sorter_plainview@lemmy.today 50 points 2 years ago

He is the founder of a controversial satirical website called NordPresse. Well known for making up stuff and creating confusions in online space.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 104 points 2 years ago

Bro casually downed whole world infrastructure

[-] sxan@midwest.social 78 points 2 years ago

OK, this is hilarious.

[-] wintermute_oregon@lemm.ee 70 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is my favorite one I’ve seen about it so far

[-] randomuser38529@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Top three for me, a little too much on the nose. Thoughts on this one? https://possumpat.io/post/5194947

Edit: typo(s)

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

This is entirely fake.

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 51 points 2 years ago

but op is verified

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Fuck me. I forgot to pay daddy musk to be verified.

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Like you

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Boom. Nice shot.

[-] tweeks@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago

What if it was a form of damage control, where they could claim in the future at lawsuits that they had total transparency at the time of the event.

Please, I'm kidding. But it would be interesting.

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Where's the crowd? Are they all on strike?

[-] match@pawb.social 5 points 2 years ago

boat stuck 2: bloatstuck

[-] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Sean k strikes it again.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

just removed a comment on my first day

this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2024
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