How low on avocado do you need to be to not be allowed to say that it's guac? 3.5% will certainly do it.
Homeopathic guac.
Homeopathamole
Seems more like sociopathic guac.
This got me curious so I looked up the nutrition page on Tesco's website... The two main ingredients are water and tomatoes lol
INGREDIENTS: Water, Tomato, Rapeseed Oil, Onion, Modified Maize Starch, Avocado (3.5%), Soured Cream (Milk) (3%), Lime Juice from Concentrate, Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Whey Powder (Milk), Sugar, Garlic Purée, Jalapeño Chilli (1%), Coriander Leaf, Dried Egg Yolk, Acidity Regulator (Citric Acid), Salt, Colours (Lutein, Copper Complexes of Chlorophyllins), Stabilisers (Xanthan Gum), Dried Red Pepper, Glucose Syrup, Preservative (Potassium Sorbate), Antioxidant (Ascorbic Acid).
Just like mother used to make.
Gather around children and enjoy some of mamas Tesco Guacamole inspired topping
Lets play spot the hidden corn syrup.
Modified Maize Starch
There it is!
That actually doesnt sound too bad. Though I'm surprised with the artificial colors that this is what went with.
Memories of Guacamole™
I'm sure that's a farrow and ball paint colour.
“I can’t believe it’s not Guac”
Finally, millenials' financial troubles are over!
"I can't believe we're legally not allowed to call it guacamole"
Reminds me of "fruit drink with natural flavors." Not actually juice, just juice adjacent.
🤮
Which are you not into? "Creamy" or "zesty"?
"Inspired"
I mean I drink oatmilk, and I think it'd be perfectly reasonable to say "milk-inspired drink," but yeah... looking at the ingredients I'd stick to guac or plain avocados, unless cash is real tight.
Be inspired.
Topping
I saw "tortilla chips with avocado", it had %0.04 dried avocado powder in it. So lower than that?
Anytime they say its "with" its like homeopathic level
Imitation tree fruit emulsion
Food™
How inspiring is guacamole?
It inspires me everyday.
If guacamole didn’t exist, I wouldn’t want to get out of bed
/shrug. Albeit with low expectations, I'd try it.
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