The team that pushed yesterday's Crowdstrike update has been identified. : programmer

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 91 points 4 months ago

[-] lordnikon@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

dude

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 17 points 4 months ago

Nice username.

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I thought you was black, man?

[-] neo@lemmy.hacktheplanet.be 3 points 4 months ago

username checks out

[-] Yoooooooo@lemmy.world 70 points 4 months ago

Hack the planet!

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 45 points 4 months ago

“Mess with the best, die like the rest.”

[-] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago

Hack the Gibson

[-] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 44 points 4 months ago

OP's name is pretty apropos 😅

[-] gazby@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 4 months ago

Checks the fuck out 💯

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 34 points 4 months ago

I loved this movie. I'm not gonna change my mind!

I'm also not gonna watch it again any time soon ...

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 months ago

Yes you will.

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 months ago

The Prodigy has entered the chat.

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 7 points 4 months ago

That OST is full of great tracks.

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 7 points 4 months ago

They also released two “inspired by the movie hackers” albums that were just as good!

[-] Outsider9042@aussie.zone 25 points 4 months ago

The things you do to get your hands on a Gibson.

[+] aida@lemm.ee 25 points 4 months ago

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[-] Bldck@beehaw.org 35 points 4 months ago

Hackers 1995

[-] randompasta@lemmy.today 11 points 4 months ago

Great soundtrack!

[-] Entropywins@lemmy.world 28 points 4 months ago

Oh your in for a treat

[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 22 points 4 months ago

A wonderful mix of actual hacking (social engineering, phreaking) and batshit crazy "future hacks" (hack the gibson!)

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 months ago

[-] misericordiae@literature.cafe 17 points 4 months ago

Hackers.

[-] tover153@lemmynsfw.com 15 points 4 months ago

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113243/

[-] DxK@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

I always forget Matthew Lillard is like 6’5” (195cm). I know he’s tall but damn they must have him standing in a trench or put his costars on boxes to level shots a bit because he’s towering over everyone in that pic and he’s not even standing up straight lol.

[-] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

They had him do that thing where you kneel on top of your shoes.

[-] Volkditty@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

They Dorf'd him.

[-] blackluster117@possumpat.io 21 points 4 months ago

Hack the planet!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 4 months ago

Hack the planet!!!

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 months ago

There's a spiritual successor to Hackers that I'd like to see, and here's the way you generate the script for it:

It's a parody of a heist film. It has to be built like a comedy because the protagonists are going to be employees of a penetration testing company who are hired to do a physical security exercise on a big bank or a tech firm or something. There's no stakes because if they get caught they're just going to say "Yeah you caught me, here's my letter, call this manager and we'll go from there" so it's got to be kind of farcical. To fill out the details of the script, get Deviant Ollam and Jayson Street together over whiskey and hire a stenographer to take notes.

[-] xthexder@l.sw0.com 9 points 4 months ago

It can start out a little like Office Space, doing all the standard tricks like walking in the front door with your arms full and in a hurry. And it always works. Until they hit the final boss: an IT security worker who has built an impenetrable fortress inside the company. Then it turns into Mission Impossible.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

I'm thinking of a story Deviant Ollam told where he was outside in the parking lot doing tricks distracting security while his team wrecked ass inside.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 18 points 4 months ago

"Its in that place where I put that thing that time."

[-] FryHyde@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 months ago

This is the first line I think of whenever anyone mentions this movie.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 4 months ago

Agreed!

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 15 points 4 months ago

i never knew pete davidson played acid burn. til!

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

lol wow

[-] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Crowdstrike the planet

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 11 points 4 months ago

This is a fake picture, I see no furries

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Makes aeroplane noises and gestures above head

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[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago

The voodoo, who do, what you don't dare do, people

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Good song tho.

[-] marx2k@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

I feel like angelina Jolie's career peaked at this point

[-] greywolf0x1@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago

I don't think so, she was better known for Mr and Mrs Smith and Lara Croft but whatever she did in Salt was what tanked her and justifiably so

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Mr. and Mrs. Smith, there's a movie I keep forgetting about.

[-] yessikg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago

Can't believe people just blame Salt when Wanted was way worse

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[-] UFODivebomb@programming.dev 5 points 4 months ago

Razor and Blade should be real

[-] Quill0@lemmy.digitalfall.net 3 points 4 months ago

Nah, they're leet

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