Fine, Oracle's cloud it is then.

This is dumb. Just buy 100 million worth of gold. Then even if you lose the bet on a technicality, you still have 100 million in gold.

Yes, I know I'm overthinking this joke about Amazon's ridiculous pricing.

Fine, I'll use GCP then.

most expensive hoise in seattle on redfin is 25 mil

5 car garage, so fill that up with a rimac nevera, a singer 911, some sort of koenigsegg, some kind of bugatti, and a sensible daily like a turbo gt taycan wagon if they ever make one

a few watches from the insane seven-figure watch brands like richard mille, jacob & co, whoever the fuck else

not even halfway to 100mil and I'm already tired of this thought experiment. yacht and jet i guess

Can I buy a house?

This genie must've read or watched Brewster's Millions.

I'll buy a server farm and train an LLM. Won't take the whole month.

I'm going to get the most overpriced ai service I can possibly find to say "gib" over and over and over until it's all gone.

someone else's computer*

in any case, the genie didnt account for taxes, so ill probably have a much easier time running the two pennies left into the ground

easy, just buy someones small passion project for 100m.