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Working up the courage (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/lotrmemes@midwest.social

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[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 131 points 4 months ago

In my headcanon he asked her out because he was finally sure it was going nowhere with Frodo.

[-] Speculater@lemmy.world 90 points 4 months ago

Basically dating in your teens/early twenties.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 88 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Basically dating ~~in your teens and early twenties~~

^source: old^

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Dating old is the same as dating young except the person you're dating is just as wrinkled and swollen as you are. Source: also old.

[-] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Yeah, fuck getting back into the dating game.

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 69 points 4 months ago

He had to go become a man for her. She would have married him anyways, even if he had been nothing but a fat potato farmer, but instead she's now married to a complete badass who gets house visits from the king of Gondor and is richer than everyone in the shire combined. I bet you he looks her straight in the eyes when he fucks her now.

[-] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 68 points 4 months ago

It would have cost you nothing to not type that last sentence.

[-] Steak@lemmy.ca 23 points 4 months ago

[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 6 points 4 months ago

Nasty, wicked hobbitses.

[-] Leg@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Absolute gold comment mate. Gave y'boi the respect he deserves.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 41 points 4 months ago

Most likely the main reason why we still have wars and armed conflicts everywhere .... just a bunch of guys trying to impress that gal or guy in their life that they're too afraid to ask ..... so they go invade Poland instead

[-] gentooer@programming.dev 8 points 4 months ago

Look, we've all been there

[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

This made me laugh out loud.

[-] PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I impress women by respecting their personal space and leaving them tf alone. I've never been in a relationship before but I'm sure if I keep leaving women alone and not bothering them it'll pay off eventually.

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 4 months ago

And live together for a few years until she fucking dies

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 19 points 4 months ago

But Rose Cotton lived to the age of 98?

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 4 months ago

Pathetic by elven standards

[-] EpeeGnome@lemm.ee 22 points 4 months ago

That's not really a fair comparison. Most things are pathetic by elven standards.

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 9 points 4 months ago

The main character needs motivation for the sequel to happen!

Looking at you Deadpool 2!

DP2 is self aware about it and I am hoping it pays off in either DP & Wolverine or the one after. .

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 months ago

sequel

I'd love to see how Sam goes full John Wick

[-] toast@retrolemmy.com 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Sam is a hobbit of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will

[-] Daerun@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

You just can't compare travelling across the world being chased by all super power evil guys to carry your best friend up a volcano with ASKING A FRE***ING GIRL.