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thinky-felix had the theory that Tim Allen is only on TV when the President is a Dem.

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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Let me guess:

Tim Allen plays the head of a family and is the main character

He has a wife that nags constantly and a quiet young son and bratty teenage daughter

Tim plays a level headed common sense alpha male that plays the only sane man in a world full of 'kooky wokes'

He is presented as an average Joe despite living in a huge house and having some kind of petit bourgeoisie job like business owner or news caster.

[-] astronot@midwest.social 18 points 4 months ago

I just looked it up, and you’re suuuper close. Allen plays a “stubborn” widower who owns a classic car restoration shop, with a young son and an estranged daughter (Dennings) who has to move back in with him. She’ll undoubtedly be a failure because she has a college degree in woke feminism or whatever, and he has to set her straight with his common sense Republican values.

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Dennings is playing the daughter and it would be a stretch for her to play teenaged.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

I know nothing about the show I was just doing 90s sitcom tropes shrug-outta-hecks

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago

Tim Allen stars in "I sold my friends out to the police for a plea bargain on running drugs!" only on fox.

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago

I rather watch the skibbidi toilet movie tbh

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

I found about it from Kat Dennings’ insta. All the comments were like “why are you costarring with him??”

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It's not like she's got much of a career anymore. Yeah she was in WandaVision but let's be real, people only watched it because there was nothing else to do.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You cannot convince me that Tim Allen and Bill Maher are not two alter-egos of one stupid human psyche

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

It's a shame he's in Galaxy Quest because I love that movie and the rest of the cast does a great job so I just kinda ignore him despite him being the "main character."

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago
[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

Kat Dennings: I have trauma and a pride flag on my latte cup

Tim Allen: I work on car Details not DEI tales.

Laugh track (15 seconds of guffaws)

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

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[-] crime@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

Huh, I thought he died of a cocaine overdose in like 2011

[-] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

Comrade cocaine, I give you my energy. A new opportunity has presented itself, finish the job

spirit-bomb

[-] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Archive link https://archive.is/8xSU3

Such an impressive career. He's been a TV show hosting father, sporting goods store owning father, and now a classic car refurb shop owning father.

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

There was also a subplot where he was restoring a car in Home Improvement, so it's possible that it's all just the one character.

[-] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I can yet can't imagine anyone who would look forward to another Tim "Really I'm Just an Anarchist" Allen vehicle.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

So they'll just remaking Tool Time but removing Wilson and Al?

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