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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 70 points 2 months ago

Big Ken M energy

[-] Lexam@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 months ago

Pulling the ol Mitch Hedberg on them!

[-] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

I did not lose an arm in Vietnam to bring you a hot dog!

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

I still do, but I used to too.

[-] stinerman@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

I gotta convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny.

[-] don@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

The Kit Kat candy bar has the name Kit Kat imprinted into the chocolate. That robs you of chocolate! That's a clever chocolate-saving technique.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

WWII ended 79 years ago, by the way.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

According to this post, his granddad was -2 years old when WWII ended.

[-] cheddar@programming.dev 12 points 2 months ago

It seems Tom wasn't lying, math checks out.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

The person replying should have questioned the timing of WWII instead. If he wasn't around for that, he certainly wasn't around for the first one!

this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2024
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