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submitted 3 months ago by Eezyville@sh.itjust.works to c/news@lemmy.world

"Ain't no snitches riding with us

Ol mo the mouth n***as could holler the front" - Lil' Wayne

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[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 135 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ooh yes good patent it so other manufacturers won't do it. It's a win-win since I already wouldn't want a ford

Edit: what it uses cameras to look at other vehicles??? That is much worse

[-] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 101 points 3 months ago

Yep, it snitches on other cars!

[-] deweydecibel@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Let's be real, close to a majority of Americans have no issue with their iPhone being used as part of a mesh tracking network, even if it helps abusers with airtags.

All they have to do is sell this to people as benefiting them, and they will gobble it up. Hell, chances are, insurance companies will start offering reduced rates if you drive one (and then they buy the data from Ford and increase rates with it).

[-] 2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 3 months ago

The massive difference between AirTags and this is that AirTags (and the whole Find My network, it’s not only AirTags after all) actually provide a useful service to each participant, namely locating their things if they get lost somewhere. This does effectively nothing for you and will only ever fuck over other people (you could argue rightfully so, but still) and provides no value to anyone other than the police.

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[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 months ago

Ooh that's gonna get your car keyed.

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago

You have a strange way of writing molotov cocktailled.

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[-] Chozo@fedia.io 22 points 3 months ago

Ooh yes good patent it so other manufacturers won't do it.

Patents don't necessarily stop other OEMs from using it. It just means they'll have to pay Ford a fee to license it, themselves.

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[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 100 points 3 months ago

Sooo how long before we find a way to jailbreak the thing and essentially have an on-board "give that car a ticket" button to report false speed data on any driver we happen to be pissed off at?

...yeah I'd 100% abuse the fuck out of that.

[-] deweydecibel@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago

Not just a law enforcement thing, either.

Ford will absolutely, 100%, start selling this data to insurance companies, who will absolutely use it to increase rates.

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[-] sndmn@lemmy.ca 64 points 3 months ago

Are they trying to sell fewer vehicles?

[-] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago

"But if we market it as a subscription service, then surely customers will want it" - Some clueless executive

[-] mars296@fedia.io 22 points 3 months ago

What they should do is give the car owners a cut if the ticket fees. They would have people patrolling the streets to catch speeders. There also be a big uptick in vandalism of Fords. I would love to watch this experiment with some popcorn.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago

Ford could put all their R&D money into developing low-cost EVs, but they'd prefer to give the cops a handout.

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[-] HurlingDurling@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago

While I wish people would stop fucking speeding (you really aren't getting there that much faster) and tailgaiting like fucking Talladega nights, I still think this is bullshit and fuck Ford for doing this.

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[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 34 points 3 months ago

Are they trying to make cars undesirable?

[-] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 44 points 3 months ago

It's an absolute win win.

  1. If they patent it, no one else can use the same system in the same way. So it's contained to Ford.

  2. If they don't end up using it. It's simply a safeguard that no one else can either.

  3. If they do end up using it, people will shy away from Ford, making the roads safer for everyone.

As I said. Win win. This is fantastic news.

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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago

Heh. Guess theyre tired of making money

[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 months ago

Right? Why the hell would I buy a vehicle that's going to report me to the police?

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[-] Wooki@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

How to spot a car company no longer innovating

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[-] HocEnimVeni@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

Ah classic boot licking just like ol' henry ford

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

What do you mean by tha-

Only a single great man, Ford, to their fury still maintains full independence [from the control of Jewish masters]. -(Mein Kampf)

Oh. Well, shit.

[-] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 31 points 3 months ago

Fascist nazi fuck company. Class traitor ICE vehicles seem on point though.

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[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

This is likely for new models of Interceptors so that cops don't have to hold those heavy radar guns to generate revenue. Instead they can automatically ticket speeders while driving to the donut shop or their next victim's house.

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[-] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 28 points 3 months ago

I'm never buying a newer car.

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[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

The all new Ford Narc 2024, with optional stitches.

[-] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

You won't buy a Ford because it'll rat you out to the cops

I won't buy a Ford because they're dog shit vehicles

We are not the same

[-] systemglitch@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

With how rarely Toyota's break down, I hesitate to consider any other car company. Ford is near bottom of the barrel.

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[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

Maybe they are patenting this just so that no one else can make it! Because they are generous kind hearted people, right? Right?..... Omg :(

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[-] aPirate@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 months ago

And that's why I love old cars.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Great, investors have a target to short sell in the car industry based on Fords bad product development

This idea seems like what someone would come up with if they’re devoid from the reality of driving and have only been chauffeured around lol

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[-] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

They could make a system that doesn't allow the vehicle to speed but I guess allowing it and then snitching is better

[-] magic_smoke@links.hackliberty.org 20 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That sounds like a really bad idea. There are plenty of legitimate reasons to go over the limit situationally.

Especially when other drivers could potentially put you in harms way that you otherwise wouldn't be able to evade.

Also what if you need to rush to the hospital and don't have time for an ambulance? Not great but better than someone dying because they didn't get attention in time.

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[-] MediaSensationalism@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

If I have to buy a "new" car someday, I'm cutting off every antenna I see.

[-] androogee@midwest.social 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Unable to contact servers; boot loop, car won't start; manufacturer sues you for breaking licensing agreement with unapproved modifications

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[-] Rayspekt@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Patent it so nobody is allowed to use it?

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[-] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Yet another reason I will never own a ford vehicle.

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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

If my car is going to be a snitch, I want a share of that fat ticket money. ;)

Pay me or GTFO.

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[-] JoshuaFalken@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Maybe if we didn't make city streets as wide as highways, people wouldn't drive so fast. I feel like it's obvious that people will drive faster between painted lines than if those lines were walls. Even lining a street with trees lowers speeds. An indirect side effect would be a drop in ticket revenue, but surely the police department would prefer safety over money.

[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

surely the police department would prefer safety over money.

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[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

What's especially hilarious is that my Ford Escape reads speed limit signs and then adjusts the cruise control to the new limit +5mph. They let you adjust that setting up to +/- 10mph, iirc.

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[-] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 months ago

I'm curious if this would actually hold up in court as evidence that a person was speeding.

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[-] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 12 points 3 months ago

Noted: driving 3 mph under the speed limit in front of all fords from now on.

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[-] fubarx@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago

GM will be patenting LED windshields showing the middle-finger and blurring the license plate every time a Ford passes by.

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