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I found this sealed package of string cheese inside an old convention swag bag.

It is rock hard.

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[-] Pirky@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

Moldly interesting

[-] musicworld@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago
[-] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 year ago

Judging by the looks of it, bacon.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago

Cheese jerky!

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago
[-] Blizzard@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Swim@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

/moldlyinteresting

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

extra sharp

[-] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

I'm not a paleontologist or anything but I'm pretty sure that's a fossil now. Congratulations!

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

SNAP INTO A SLIM J- oh. Oh god! What did I eat?!

[-] TomMasz@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Quite possibly your last meal.

[-] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago

You know you can't not dissect it now, right? The people (me) want to know if it's the same color all the way through or if it's got rings!

[-] soupspoon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Ooh good call, OP please do this!

[-] rockhstrongo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Stay posted...

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Nicely aged

[-] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Aged to Perfection!

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Pungent, with a deep moldy flavor and hints of pit sweat with a smooth slimy finish.

[-] RagnarokOnline@reddthat.com 5 points 1 year ago

Hey! I just ate one of that brand of cheese stick like an hour ago!

Glad I could spare that lil guy from suffering this fate.

[-] J12@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

They would eat that shit on the walking dead.

[-] soupspoon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[-] Migillope@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

You can't convince me this isn't a baguette

[-] realitista@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I double dog dare you.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Are you sure that's not poo from a severely constipated person?

[-] squaresinger@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

The result of the no-poop-challenge.

[-] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

I'm not a paleontologist or anything but I'm pretty sure that's a fossil now. Congratulations!

[-] floppy@rabbitea.rs 2 points 1 year ago
[-] gressen@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

It is rock hard.

That's what she said.

this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2023
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