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It's not gay with maga-knee pads.
“I want a 16-year-old that’s untouched. Untouched. Pristine,” he says. “Uncorrupted, innocent. That’s what everybody wants.”
Yikes.
“Women don’t age like wine, they age like milk,” he explains.
“I want someone who looks as close to a boy as I can find. Also older women are ugly but men we just stay hot(god so fucking hot) all our lives”.
Look I ain’t gunna keep up the stereotype that every homophobe is secretly gay but, like, is my little strawman really that far out in left field?
has anyone ever asked this chucklefuck what he thinks about literally every one of his heroes who fuck women being "gay" because they fuck women?
Trump definitely fucks women. I'm just saying...
Too bad Vance doesn't wanna suck dick
"I'll never forget the time I convinced myself that I was gay. I was eight or nine, maybe younger, and I stumbled upon a broadcast by some fire-and-brimstone preacher. The man spoke about the evils of homosexuals, how they had infiltrated our society, and how they were all destined for hell absent some serious repenting. At the time, the only thing I knew about gay men was that they preferred men to women. This described me perfectly: I disliked girls, and my best friend in the world was my buddy Bill. Oh no, I'm going to hell."
When he brought up the issue with his grandmother — known to Vance as "Mamaw" — she replied bluntly: "Don't be a fucking idiot, how would you know that you're gay?"
When Vance explained his reasoning, she laughed.
"JD, do you want to suck dicks?" she said, according to the book.
The young Vance, apparently "flabbergasted," said: "Of course not!"
"Then you're not gay. And even if you did want to suck dicks, that would be okay," she replied. "God would still love you."
That little anecdote just shows how based Mamaw is, and just how fucking stupid JD Vance is. Not sure why he would fabricate something like that.
Possibly because he's closeted and lying to himself badly.
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Vote Blue No Matter Who. They're the only ones who will defend the right to suck dick [Good]
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Voting Republican is the same as sucking dick [Bad]
Politics ruined fellatio.
Voting Republican is the same as sucking dick [Bad]
The same as sucking a specific mushroom dick. Not any dick.
This joke predates Trump
Sorry, I thought you were making a claim that some do that 'dick sucking' jokes are inherently homophobic.
This may come as a shock to some, but gay men aren't the only ones who smoke pole.
It's more just generically anti-sex than specifically homophobic. Although I've seen more than a few people get particularly weird with the metaphor when men are involved.
Right, that's why I misunderstood. People decide any 'cocksucker' joke involving men is inherently homophobic, even if they're on the receiving end.
I wish I had the kind of fuck you money to make a bunch of these to give away at a Trump rally, to see if they'd actually wear them.
Give them away? You could probably sell them and make a massive profit.
Change this to "Make America Pray Again" and then triple the price. Add a crucifix for an extra $100
This is how you pull up your bootstraps.
this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2024
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