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[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 10 months ago

I'll just re-send my meme from last time this was posted here

[-] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 49 points 10 months ago

SLEEPY JOE caught SIPPING on the SINISTER POTION

[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 31 points 10 months ago

Could be Metamucil but that would mean Joe Biden is...old! Gasp! Who knew?

Or it could be Gatorade. But that would mean he didn't choose the superior blue flavor! Impeach!

[-] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Wtf is wrong with you? Orange IS the best flavor!

[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago
[-] frigidaphelion@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

you ripple-nipple bitch!

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 months ago

it's not even an age thing, basically everyone should be drinking metamucil given the general modern diet

we owe it to ourselves to have healthy bowel movements

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 10 months ago

I assumed the drink was the only thing keeping Dark Brandon at bay.

[-] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 29 points 10 months ago

OP would make an excellent dungeon master

[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 28 points 10 months ago

God damn... Republicans are... Dare I say it... Weird.

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

They're painfully stupid too.

Like, man. If only there were a million different kinds of chemicals that can keep you awake.

Caffeine, modafinil, amphetamine, fucking hotsauce, orange Gatorade maybe.

"NAH HE'S SLURPING ADRENOCHROME V666"

[-] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 10 months ago

At least he doesn't need to use both hands to lift it.

[-] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

At least he got the injestable version, Trump is still on the topical cream.

[-] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Are you tired of Your Crooked Joe Biden falling into a Deep Slumber? Get Mysterious Orange Drink! For a limited time, we'll throw in Mysterious Blue Drink, absolutely free! Yikes!

[-] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 20 points 10 months ago

Yikes!

Bro types like he just got whacked with a warm wiener, twice

[-] madcaesar@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Everyone knows, hydration is for pussies - Republican "Researchers"

[-] istdaslol@feddit.org 13 points 10 months ago

He needs to get his electrolytes, the First Lady promised to give him a present when he stops sabotaging the Dem presidential campaign

[-] sibannac@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Blood of his enemies. Keeps Brandon from coming out.

[-] ShadowAndFlame@mander.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

I didn't know Biden was at war with the Parshendi as well

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Mysterious orange drink = Trump blood

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Thank you, Secretary Booty Juice.

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Still nothing to say about the mysterious orange skin?

[-] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Are they still salty about the 67 orange bowl?

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago
[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago
[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Damn. Well, we learned a lesson, we cannot let anyone anywhere near that old be president. Especially if age is affecting their mental health in other ways, like dementia.

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