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Doctors life (lemmy.world)
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[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 36 points 3 months ago

Court sentences the doctor to death?

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The criminal was pregnant, the cops bullet endangered the pregnancy, the doctor had to abort the pregnancy, so the doctor was charged with assisting a abortion. Some states have some crazy laws.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I thought that was gonna be a set up to "The doctor says I can't operate on this boy, he's my son" etc.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 11 points 3 months ago

Next time he'll know better. Oh wait...

[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago
[-] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 1 points 3 months ago

I thought it was that they charged the criminal with death, so the doctor was mad that they undid his work, so to speak

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago

Police officer shoots and kills an innocent man.

Doctor charges his family $10,000 to give the body an ambulance ride to the morgue.

Court puts the officer on paid leave for six months.

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 9 points 3 months ago

Cops shoot suspects and innocent people, not convicted criminals, typically.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah but even a broken clock and whatnot.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago
[-] NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

What if the court sentences the police guy?

[-] catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

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