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Not really.
I'm not interested in feeding your fetishes.
hey fuck you. I'm high, and the question popped into my head.
More like pooped into your head.
yes, thank you, it did in fact poop into my head
Had some antibiotics mess with my gut flora and lead to the creamy peanut butter. It's not that bad except that it creates urgency not unlike diarrhea. For gravel, you're gonna have to define "medium," but that tends to come from constipation, which can lead to hemorrhoid issues in addition to general discomfort. On the whole, I guess the peanut butter, but it's a close one.
thank you for taking this seriously. for medium, I would say, like an oblong golf ball.
Okay, in the absence of good holistic data on which to base my judgment, I'll go with my gut.
LOL, that pun was unintended when it popped into my head, but I could have changed it and yet I choose not to.
Who wants to shit rocks?
Eh, I'm bored and curious
Have had both. Gravel is cleaner
see, that's what I was thinking.
Why you decided to ask this question whilst hypothetically in the shower, im not sure i want to know
Hay man, when your stool is the consistency of creamy peanut butter toilet paper only does so much.
It depends on to whom I'm feeding it
your, or someone else's, septic tank. would your answer change if it were a municipal sewer?
Eh, whatever. I want both. Gimme that crunchy peanut butter poo
this was a test, that was the correct answer. one of our agents will be contacting you shortly
I would rather you keep your shower thoughts to yourself in the future, TYVM.
imagine if we pooped little pellets like goats
this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2024
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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
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- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
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