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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by mox@lemmy.sdf.org to c/rimworld@lemmy.world

Cameron 'Scorch' Alumbaugh started hitting on the ladies of our colony almost immediately upon arrival. Every one of them, regardless of age or species. He just doesn't give up, even when they're happily married, obviously pregnant, and firmly rejecting his advances.

I've seen him with four or five "rebuffed" debuffs at a time, and when he doesn't get his way, he will sometimes run around setting the colony on fire. (That's why we imprisoned him.)

If he wasn't so good with plants and rocks, we would have sent him packing already.

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[-] devilish666@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Scorch demands for perfect wife :

  • Must be woman
  • Still breathing
  • Single (optional)
  • Human (optional)
  • Ally of colony (also optional)
[-] Phegan@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

Classic Scorch.

[-] runeko@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago

Hitting on everyone. Zero percent of the time, it works every time.

this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2024
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