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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 60 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Supply Side Jesus

[-] WHYAREWEALLCAPS@fedia.io 55 points 3 months ago

You cannot be a Republican and a follower of Christ's teachings at the same time. The two are antithetical.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 24 points 3 months ago

"This sign won't stop me because I can't read!"

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If the return of Jesus was a real thing, I wouldn't be surprised if it had happened already. But he was dismissed as a "hippie communist" and was beaten up by the police at a peaceful protest while the people who claim to worship him cheered.

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 months ago

He'd come back as an old Jewish man from Vermont advocating for everyone to be loved, have access to healthcare and education and for society to be more just. And birds would like him, too.

[-] scytale@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

Classic Supply Side Jesus.

[-] teamevil@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Supply side Jesus strikes again

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

Jesus never wept. Only commie pinko homos weep.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 months ago

Spot on.

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