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[-] getynge@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Brainwashing people to stay in the military through gay influence(?) is an interesting tactic as opposed to just making people obedient in general, maybe being gay is part of the secret to superpowers idk.

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[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 years ago

God I wish we were. You ever see those boys in 300?

[-] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

But does the byproduct of the brain washing syrup also turn the frogs gay?

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago

After the gay frogs, we now have the gay super soldiers! When they spot the enemy, they'll break out in an flashy dance to distract them so it's easier to shoot them!

[-] CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

Super soldiers are only possible with Meth and LSD.

[-] June@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago
[-] CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Thats a foundation for a nato soldier.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

And the Sacred Band of Thebes.

[-] Chickenstalker@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

You know, these nutjob kkkonsiracy theories sounds very similar to those spouted by American Republicans. Whatever could it mean? The world wonders.

[-] prettydarknwild@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Sacred Band of Thebes 2: Electric Boogaloo

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[-] vacuumflower@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 years ago

They kinda think that the socially disadvantaged (as in "depressive district", or as in "gopnik") layer of the general Russian population pays attention to such statements and believes them, cause for that layer being gay is very bad, prison caste system and all that.

However, even that layer of the general population is 97% not that dumb. And those who are sufficiently dumb do not pay attention.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Shit. They figured it out. There goes decades of work.

[-] detun3d@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Therefore Putin funds brainwashing to make straight Russian super-feeders.

[-] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The utter tone-deafness of these damned orcs.

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