At press time, sources confirmed Musk had publicly fired a prominent CPU for loudly humming in a way that he said constituted insubordination.
Hmm, yes
remember when elon just started yanking out servers and twitter had a sustained months-long meltdown?
Aged like fine wine
I thought it was about the more recent issues until I saw your post :)
1/3 will need to justify their presence in writing or be removed.
“Remove all the wires, or you are all fired. We’re transitioning to the AI Cloud. You’ll all be sleeping in your office cots this month.”
The grammar falling apart at the very end of the title is peak Onion writing.
I love headlinese.
Twitter demands Elon to explain why that many unused brain cells.
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