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[-] Elektrotechnik@lemmy.world 68 points 2 years ago

Why isn't Elon swooping in, offering to build a carbon tunnel to the Titanic ("funding secured") and calling people pedos along the way? Seems like exactly his cup of tea.

[-] quantum_mechanic@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

I think his days of pretending to be a good guy are over.

[-] nude@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

So he can just skip the helping part, just start calling people pedos

[-] Khalic@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

He’s busy waging a war on trans

There’s a great punchline about boys hidden somewhere in there.

[-] YMS@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

He has done it once and cannot be bothered to do the same things over and over again. Rescuing people is a solved problem after all and there is no more challenge in it.

[-] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.de 14 points 2 years ago

One of the most bizarre non-the-onion headlines I have read in a while.

[-] Hopps@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It really is

[-] JASN_DE@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago

But the real question is: is it steered by a Steam Controller?

[-] figaro@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

"Great, now that we're close, use the touch pad to extend the robot arm"

They are doomed.

[-] FleaCatcher@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Steam Deck. Linux. They will need to Bing the correct magic for GRUB_CMDLINE_LINUX_DEFAULT, /etc/default/grub, in order to get rid of spurious interrupts.

[-] WalkableProgrammer@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

I wonder what controller his sub uses

[-] agitatedpotato@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

They're making a new one and calling it the "Steam Quarter-Deck"

[-] JanoRis@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Too bad the Titanic is below 3000 Meters, we know he won't pass 3

[-] neokabuto@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

If only they had sunk to 2999 meters 2: episode 2

[-] ConditionOverload@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Is it time again to start praying to Lord Gaben?

[-] Vincent-Van-Vega@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Are you ready for a miracle?

[-] nero@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Had no clue Gaben ran anything besides steam, especially not a company like Inkfish. Pretty cool.

[-] dustojnikhummer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Please tell me this site is a joke

[-] anakaine@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

This site is not a joke, and nor is the headline.

[-] dustojnikhummer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So, /c/nottheonion? We really need that

You ain't kidding, that sub his GabeNs https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DSV_Limiting_Factor

[-] Zinc@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[-] Ech@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What happened to James Cameron's stuff?

[-] Airazz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Deepsea Challenger isn't operational. It's a decade old and in a museum right now.

[-] walderan@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron.

~James Cameron

[-] scrux@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

This thing would be useless in the search effort

[-] dukes00@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

And it's also named after GOU Limiting Factor from Iain M. Banks The Culture series!

[-] Vincent-Van-Vega@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

People, just trust me, Gabe Newell: it's actually really safe! It's controlled by a Steam Deck hot wired into a version of Source that runs Half-Life 2 and Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines at the same time it controls the sub. Just don't pick Malkavian on the selection screen, otherwise the lights might flicker, and the sub might malfunction, leaving you stuck deep at sea.

[-] Calcharger@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

...huh? Even DSV Alvin is still active. I'm sure there are more.

[-] crankin@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

It's true that after the overhaul about 10 years ago Alvin can dive to nearly twice the Titanic's depth, but Alvin and Atlantis are in the Pacific Ocean right now

[-] Evehn@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Honestly, this is a headline I would never have expected in 2023.

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