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Man... This is sad
I. Still laughing
Oh, they're gift wrapped!
He lost his arm by not following OSHA approved procedures and is being dishonorably discharged for negligence
Or his commander was not following OSHA approved procedures, but got a promotion for efficiency.
Maybe that's just where his gun is, like Stallone in Assassins.
ohh that's why the nice people had me send them the gift cards over the phone
Still seems like I have that virus though.
He told her to guess what he had behind his back. She was stumped.
Oof!
Oh shit!
this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2024
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