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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

I mean you're clearly not in a shower

Better signal in there or something?

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

Points at the community name

[-] MP3Martin@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago

!usernamechecksout@lemmy.ca

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

I have a tiny spider like this is my room. Her name is Tiny and she visits my desk when I'm working sometimes. It always makes me smile

[-] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I had the same partner at my last workplace. Always showed up on the top of the monitor when I'd arrive in the morning!

[-] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

For reference this is them on a business card.

[-] unfinish_d@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

That's really cute ngl

[-] terminhell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 months ago

They can burst move faster than our eyes are capable of seeing. Most of their movements are burst speeds lol. So they effectively are D&D phase spiders XD

[-] alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago

Have you tried unplugging your eyes, installing the later firmware and drivers and plugging it back in?

I'm afraid it wont reinstall correctly or I lose the drivers. This hardware is ancient.

[-] alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Quite often, doom is the only thing that will run.

[-] alphacyberranger@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Have you tried turning on DLSS or FSR ? It should improve frame rate.

[-] ripcord@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

I can't be the only one confused about whether this was supposed to be an animated image or not.

[-] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Just shake your phone a bunch and you'll get the jist of it.

[-] ResoluteCatnap@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago

Used to have one that visited me every day for lunch at the office. We were friends and i would put obstacles up and then encourage him to jump onto the obstacles. This went on for several weeks until he just didn't show up one day and never again 😭

[-] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

It's actually a demon that teleports from one spot to the next

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Jumping spiders (I think it's a jumping spider) just kinda be like that. They're very cute but also very twitchy.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They do be movin' like the animation in the Spiderverse movies.

[-] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

There’s a scifi novel called Blindsight by Peter Watts that plays with this exact issue.

[-] Plopp@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

They also know how to teleport short distances.

[-] gaael@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Anyone else getting that Dr Who creepy angels vibe ?

this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2024
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