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[-] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 91 points 2 months ago

"But the body's just... lying there. Right?"

DM stares

"Right?"

"Yes. Don't..."

"LOOT THAT BODY, GONNA LOOT THAT BODY NOW. Loot that body, GONNA LOOT THE MUTHAFUCKAAA!"

[-] bagelberger@lemmy.world 52 points 2 months ago

For those that haven't seen it, enjoy this masterpiece

[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

Play my flute while i loot that dead kids body!!

[-] Axiochus@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

Didudidididitidi - BITCH!

[-] lewdian69@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago

But Glinda teleported the slippers onto Dorothy's feet without Dorothy's knowledge. It should be the person playing Dorothy failing a perception or dexterity check.

[-] wunami@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

That's what the DM was planning but the player had other ideas.

this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2024
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