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[-] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 93 points 10 months ago

"But the body's just... lying there. Right?"

DM stares

"Right?"

"Yes. Don't..."

"LOOT THAT BODY, GONNA LOOT THAT BODY NOW. Loot that body, GONNA LOOT THE MUTHAFUCKAAA!"

[-] bagelberger@lemmy.world 53 points 10 months ago

For those that haven't seen it, enjoy this masterpiece

[-] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

Play my flute while i loot that dead kids body!!

[-] Axiochus@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago

Didudidididitidi - BITCH!

[-] lewdian69@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago

But Glinda teleported the slippers onto Dorothy's feet without Dorothy's knowledge. It should be the person playing Dorothy failing a perception or dexterity check.

[-] wunami@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

That's what the DM was planning but the player had other ideas.

this post was submitted on 19 Aug 2024
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