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Dying wish (beehaw.org)
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[-] wahming 14 points 1 year ago

The corn would just turn to a few more flakes of ash. Better to swallow fireworks or something.

[-] hglman@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

50 kg of ANFO should do it

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cause I'm TNT, I'm dynamite

(TNT) and I'll win the fight

(TNT) I'm a power load

(TNT) watch me explode

[-] NaoPb@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Well you could have your ashes disposed by fireworks if you really wanted.

[-] El_Dorado@beehaw.org 10 points 1 year ago

Easy, just choke on them and the timing will be perfect

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Not sure I'll get the opportunity. Can we add that as an option on a will? Just at the mortuary, pre-cremation, remove the organs for donation, then stuff the space with corn kernels and into the oven.

[-] potoo22@programming.dev 3 points 1 year ago

"It's my dying wish. You gotta!"

I can see my spouse facepalming when reading my will.

[-] jarfil@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Unless you die in an hospital, generally in the ER, while in otherwise reasonably good health... they won't use the organs for donations. I've asked.

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