Lol, I thought they were together for like a year.😅

What's more likely: Musk names his next kid Belisarius Cawl, or he changes his own name to Belisarius Cawl?

no no no this is a news parody website i refuse to believe this

I miss when grimes was just a local trust fund art brat who went on goofy houseboat adventures

What stage of psychosis is that?

He sure does struggle with keeping his dick in his pants.

So... what do y'all think... Is this Musk dude a Sheesh type or a Gurgle type?

That's some eugenics shit towards the end of the article

somebody has to kill this man NOW before he names another child

Yikes, Sometime I have to check to see if I’m in c/fakenews

You are supposed to escape into the fantasy, not make it real!

The Omni-sigh-ughhhhhh

It was that or Rictus Erectus