Glue two on top of your flip flops. You now unlocked the floppy flip flops

Thank Lord they come already formatted.

Make yourself some Enterprises.

Epoxy them into coasters and sell them as save icon coasters.

Add Nutella, enjoy?

Sell them. There is a market for that.

Write “If found, please return to Minot AFB, ND c/o Duane” on them & scatter them in various airport restrooms across the US.

Print your business cards on them.

You build your own floppotron of course

https://youtu.be/e-WakfBNHD0

Put them in a raidz2 situation

Copy them

Put them in a mdadm raid array

Tape the other hole and format them in DD (0,72MB) format.

https://www.tdkrfsolutions.tdk.com/support/warrant-terms

Probably not the same terms as when they made the disks, but it's their terms on limited warranty now.

Also, hand the disks to anyone asking you for your email for marketing purposes. Tell them all your information is on the disk.

Abort, Retry, or Fail. But all at the same time.

Toast them and have them with PB&J, obviously

Use them

Get ten USB floppy drives and set up a raid:

https://web.archive.org/web/20080117032102/http://phoenix.cc.edu:80/MegaFloppy.htm

Zork zork zork zork zork zork

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