Throw them away and find a shugart compatible disk

You’ll want to download and install the most up-to-date drivers. I believe this model benefits from a slight overclock too, so maybe look at purchasing a decent aftermarket cooler

I wonder what “limited lifetime warranty” means.

It probably means you can complain any time about a manufacturing defect, but not anything else.

Anyway, the terms should be printed somewhere on the box or in a paper inside.

Use them to do the longest en passant in the history of chess

link them together through the data and read-only slots to make a countdown chain.

Get them hard!

could make a nice, nutritious breakfast

Shuffle them like playing cards

Make little finger sandwiches out of them and have a tea party.

Live action reboot of ReBoot

Stick them on a wall like an artpiece

Write MP3s to them and use them to play one song in a modern car.

(I saw a video of someone playing a clip of music using a USB floppy drive)

Throw them around your office like frisbees.

Flopp flopp flopp flooooooooopp

Oh, man. This brings me back to my Amiga 500 days. So slow to load, but I loved that thing. Wish I hadn't sold it.

Eat it

Zip tie them into a 2x1 rectangular box with a flip top lid. A drill may be needed.

Copy them

Store your important data on them.

Your should install Lady Sia, a game published by TDK on it