What's the in-flight movie?

Just storm the cockpit and crash the plane. Good sacrifice.

10. Thomas wouldn't talk and I'm just waiting for a story about Lindseys mee'mah

Where are the parachutes?

not 5, because i don't want to get in between vance and a nice empty seat.

9, right between Hulk Hogan and budget Sarah Palin

3 is probably the most fun, 9 has the best chance of a handjob though...

"So... who sold their soul to set this up?"

2, as a Anarcho Syndicalist Jewish Transfem (with Autism) I would annoy him for the entire flight. The way I see it you can either let them punish you or you can become the punishment, I know which one I'm choosin.

All jokes aside, why do medieval paintings suck so much when it comes to drawing animals?

This plan is going down for sure.

Pick who you want to be farting next to the entire flight. For me, it’s 4.

NOBODY said 2?!

Obviously 2!

Someone tries to argue some point about the guy:

Actually, buddy, I met him and over the course of eight hours I learned ___________.

Maybe the learning is that he’ll lie to your face, seem very personable, is a Class A hoodwinker. Maybe it’s that he’s insufferable. Whichever, you get insight on how he treats normies he doesn’t need anything from. So you either understand more about how he deceives or more about how awful he is.

Wouldn’t ever help convince anyone of anything but should give some smug satisfaction how wrong somebody is when they walk away pretending you lost a political argument.

4, because I am a glutton for punishment.

If this is all hypothetical, I'll take one for the team and attempt a water landing when the fuel runs out over the Pacific. The hunger games of the survivors would be worth it.

3

#5, and my cat sits in my lap.

Punch airport security and get on a no-fly list.

Everyone's talking about getting laid in #9, but imagine getting laid in #6.

There's only one thing I'd be thinking about on a plane filled with that many fascists and oligarchs and it wouldn't be where I was sitting.

3, so I could kick the back of the seat in front of me as I fully recline. At least the devil might be listening to some good music.

Ugh, do I go with #2 where I have to worry about diaper failures and my seat being kicked, 8 where I risk witnessing CSAM, or 10 where the guy across the aisle is defiling the plane.

9 has to be the most cursed seat on the plane. I guess I would take 7

7. Of all the people there, Hulk Hogan is probably the most interesting and would have good stories to tell.

Edit: didn’t notice the devil. That’s a better choice. I’d still go with 7 though so I don’t have to hear trump’s voice.

Pilot: Fly the whole fucking plane into a remote mountainside.