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Anon's experience at a coffee shop (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[-] ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 155 points 3 months ago

did anon invent a strawwoman to be upset about?

[-] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago

Lol, well played

[-] GJdan@programming.dev 10 points 3 months ago

Bravo

[-] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 66 points 3 months ago

Had me in the first half

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 62 points 3 months ago

Had me till the last sentence. 10/10

[-] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

Me too. I legit thought this was going to be a BS dream sequence. Fantastic turn.

[-] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 54 points 3 months ago

This is gold

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 3 months ago

I'd rather say it's pyrite

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 34 points 3 months ago

I'm with him, people who litter deserve to be in the lowest depths of hell.

[-] KombatWombat@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

My favorite:

1000001867

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

saw that coming a meter away

this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2024
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