All Disney has to do is get Putin and Kim Jong Un to sign up for free Disney+ trial for a month.

Viola! World peace, bitches.

I had to check twice to make sure this was "The Onion" rather than "Not the Onion"

sounded true then I saw it was the onion and I'm just flabbergasted life's gotten so crazy that you can't tell real headlines from the onion at a glance.

This isn't as bad as it sounds. The drone doesn't have a pilot on board but it's still a real human in Burbank remotely dropping the hammer on you.