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[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 154 points 2 months ago

POV: If you're not immune, you wouldn't be able to realize it

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 months ago

You realize you’re not immune right AS you are in the midst of the act of snapping your fingers

[-] aoidenpa@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

And you are stuck in that thought forever.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago

Assuming nobody else is immune and has the power to restart it. If someone else did have the power to restart time, I think the thought process would go:

Bob: "Aha! I have the power to stop time with the snap of my fingers"

[starts to snap]

Bob: "Oh wait! What if I'm not immune!"

[time is frozen]

Some dude elsewhere: "Weird, time stopped again! I guess I'll take advantage and rob this bank." Then, later "Ok, got all the money, now I'll just crack my knuckles to restart time."

[time is unfrozen]

Bob: "Wait... I just snapped my fingers and time didn't stop! I guess I don't have that power at all!"

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 2 months ago

That is an amazing story idea! One person has the ability to stop time, someone else somewhere has the ability to start it. They could even have a cat and mouse thing similar to Death Note...

But it’s ok because you don’t realize you’re stuck

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[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Realize as in remember, yes, I give you that. But realize as in you're surprised, not.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I realised that. Must mean I'm immune.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah, just "you're not immune" would have been better.

[-] Drewelite@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I actually think about this. People recognize that time is a dimension of our reality, but ask: why does it only move forward? But wat if it doesn't? What if we go backwards and forwards often? But our memories are "unmade" when moving backwards and "remade" when moving forwards. We simply can only perceive the forward direction.

[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 131 points 2 months ago

i used to work in remote tech support. one time i disabled the network adapter on the customers computer that i was remoting into

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

I work a lot with remote servers. I locked myself out in a similar way once or twice before. I felt like the dumbest person alive every time it happened.

[-] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 2 months ago

I changed some of my router's VPN settings from abroad once because it wasn't performing as expected.

To apply the setting (through the GUI), I remembered you had to press the stop button and then the start button (there was no restart button in that menu). Guess what happened.

[-] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

average router GUI

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

That's pretty minor.

I've done some terrible things. That's how you learn (you know what they say, test in prod)

[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

oh i've done other fuck ups too...

e.g. one time i ran

rm -r /* 

on a server.

luckily it was a test server, but i did manage to wipe one of the drives shared across the entire testing cluster with that one

[-] papertowels@lemmy.one 5 points 2 months ago

I was tech support in college. I was handed a hard drive to wipe.

Connect HDD to laptop, load up DBAN, select drive, kick it off. NBD.

Oops, I selected the laptops os drive....

[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

i've done something similar with dd before

[-] higgsboson@dubvee.org 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I once decided to actually use the dread command.

rm -rf /

I was nuking the OS, so fuck it.

Forgot to unmount my data first...

[-] waigl@lemmy.world 64 points 2 months ago

Imagine the following:

You actually can stop the time by snapping you fingers, but it stops time for the entire universe, including yourself, with the exception of one single observer on some unimportant planet in the Andromeda galaxy. After 100 years from the POV of that observer, time resumes again.

Would you even be able to tell?

[-] Seraph@fedia.io 75 points 2 months ago

Wouldn't you just keep snapping your fingers, wondering why it wasn't working? You wouldn't notice time stopping.

[-] Darkmuch@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

We could have a whole vent diagram of people than stop time, start time, or be immune to it. Imagine just going out for drinks with friends when times stops. But this has happened before so you walk across town, go in some dudes living room, and force his fingers to snap.

“Ah! Oh it’s you. Time stopped again?” “Yup” “Alright. Well hopefully whoever’s stopping time this time doesn’t REALLY like to snap.” “Hopefully. Well might be seeing more of me again. Bye!”

[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It could be happening for real right now and you wouldn't know it.

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You'd notice an angry creature from Andromeda punching you in the face and threatening yo break your fingers tho...

[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

No. You would have to snap ~25000 times, for the light originating from there, to even reach you (Assuming, that light is unaffected by the time stop).

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Time not stopping for light, but (almost) everything else, would cause a whole lot of problems. Sounds like a nice scenario for What If

[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If we take this in consideration and assume, that his equivalent of air is also affected and therefore cannot be moved. The affected would be stuck and unable to move and die of asphyxiation in a dark void.

EDIT: Another interesting factor to consider is, that if the affected were able to move, he would have an undefined acceleration due to delta v / 0.

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[-] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

I saw a short story about a hero who could stop time but he could only see things he was looking at before he stopped time or was walking towards so only looking directly ahead. It was established by a thought experiment or something that addresses the reader. I really wish I could remember the name of the story but it was so long ago I don’t think I could remember the name even if I heard it

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The Man Who Could Work Miracles by H.G. Wells maybe?

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[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

This hypothetical scenario assumes that stopping time is universal and instantaneous. Simultaneity in two reference frames, even when that doesn't make sense. Someone on earth snaps their fingers, and in that same instant, some unwitting observer spends 100 earth solar cycles in frozen, abject terror.

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[-] Wilzax@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Time for a calm existence experiencing nothing and going nowhere, never

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

🙂 you can stop time by snapping your fingers

💀 you cannot unstop time, and this state will persist until you die, making you lonely for years

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

You end up stopping time for yourself and pausing the entire universe indefinitely

[-] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Eventually, Kars stopped thinking.

[-] Clent@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Alternatively, snapping your fingers stops time but snapping again doesn't start it back up.

[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"OP will come to a brutal realization that time marches on and has no master .. in the twilight zone"

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago
[-] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

I read it as you realize you are not alone and that made it far creepier

[-] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Here's a question, would you even be aware? Does one's awareness supersede time?

[-] Matriks404@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The more I think about existence and awareness the less I understand about them. Why the hell am I here?

This shit keeps me at night.

[-] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I think I believe that it's all the brain. You can change someone's personality entirely through accidental injury or intentional damage/medication.

And existence is just all chance. I used to desire more from everything but now I think humans are just another animal who developed a different evolutionary strategy and life is merely another means for entropy. Not to say it's not unique, but the value of it is only what we determine it is to ourselves.

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[-] paholg@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Jones on you, I can't snap my fingers.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago
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[-] durfenstein@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I think this image would work perfectly fine without the second line and just the picture

[-] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 months ago

Jesus Christ how horrifying

[-] Muffi@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Don't give them any ideas. So many universes ended this way.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and is widely considered a bad move.

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