In my captial city, the lead city designer's wife owns an industrial design company. All of the bollards, lights, bins, seats... everything is given to the wife's company for manufacturing because the lead city designer only ever puts orders in to that company.

Everyone in the industry knows but doesn't want to do anything because he's a nice guy.

I work on photocopiers. Some people will lie to dispatch to get me out faster.

I can always tell you're lying 100% of the time. The copier tells me what happened, and I can remote into the copier before I even show up (which is helpful because I can bring parts I might need). But I'll never say anything. I just want the customer to be happy.

Edit: I'm talking about office and light production copiers.

Food dropped in fastfood restaurants is still sold. Just brush the rat hair off it and top that pizza!