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Second income (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago by CenturionKing@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago

This sign has a facebook page.

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I hate this future.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

I don't need a time machine. Just a machine that flips me to a different timeline. Big quantum egg turner.

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

Congrats, you're now on the timeline where Hitler won. No Facebook there but Fressebuch is pretty much the same. Enjoy!

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Turn it again! Turn it again!!

[-] Addv4@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Depression never ended, and the robber barons own everything. Good news is housing is cheaper, but food slightly more expensive.

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Ok. This seems workable. A worker revolution is easier when food is the crux.

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

This is pretty close to the plot for The Number of the Beast. 6^6^6 realities to move across.

[-] Gerudo@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

Oh, you've never heard of https://elarroyo.com ?

It's sign is so famous, it has its own books, postcards, shirts, coasters and much much more.

[-] Thassodar@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I have lived down the street from this place for over a decade and had no idea there was a history in their name. On top of that it is mediocre, overpriced, Tex-mex.

[-] moonpiedumplings@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

I just realized... a previous lemmy post I saw appears to be this sign.

https://discuss.tchncs.de/post/21651766

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

I've been trying to pull the same scam, but every time I buy a homing pigeon to get started, it flies away and never comes back!

[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Isn't this a real service people provide?. Like when releasing doves or other birds at a funeral or wedding, they are trained to fly back to the owners, so they are able to lease them out many times over

[-] IMongoose@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yes, kind of. Homing pigeons will naturally fly back home, training them just involves releasing them further and further away.

[-] tilefan@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

I paid for a hummingbird on craigslist. didn't quite get what I was expecting but I walked away satisfied

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

i watched a video of a crow trained to steal money the other da

[-] Xenny@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Damn that crow is really hiding the evi

[-] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Murdered by livestock.

[-] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

Twenty second income?

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