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Air Force One Makes Emergency Landing at Dairy Queen (www.duffelblog.com)

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[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 21 points 2 months ago

Look, man, I've been there. One moment you're having a regular day, you get that little craving, and bam, you're in a DQ, covered in blood, Blizzard in hand.

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

Sons of bitches had it coming after they killed Orange Julius

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Do they still do the flips the blizzard upside down to show thickness when you are covered in blood?

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Of course. They don't even charge you for it! Wonderful experience, I recommend doing everything covered in blood. Also a great conversation starter!

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

The real life hacks are always in the reply.

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Covered in blizzard, blood in hand.

[-] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

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