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Well, that escalated quickly (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago

I'd like to quote a line from the classic film Cabin Boy: "just dance around the room in your underwear until she gets hot. That's how I got my last four wives!"

I have to assume it works on male virgins too... Why wouldn't it?

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

Just slap her titties and pee in her.

-Cartman

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 20 points 2 months ago

This "dance", would it perhaps involve any sounds, or maybe ~~wing~~ arm movements, by any chance? Asking for a friend...

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

Gangnam Style. Full song

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

THESE PIPES ARE CLEEEEEAAAAANNNNN!

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