I once had a roommate who was the messiest person alive. I was tired of cleaning up all his crap so I just piled it all in front of his door. When I came home, he had just parted it like the Red Sea and it sat there for weeks.

Aww, look. It wants to snuggle.

That bed is way too neat

Oh no! That could be a start of something.

I will sleep beneath it uwu ( ꈍᴗꈍ)