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(elbow nudge, wagging eyebrows) more like fuxcogales, amirite
they're so cute though, it's kinda hilarious to think that adorable lil guy LIVES TO FUCK
their interpretation of "fuck around and find out" is pretty hardcore.
new spirit animal identified
lives and dies to fuck
their hormones literally make them so horny their organs break down and their brains get rewired
don't threaten me with a good time.
There should be a monotreme of the year.
It's his turn
damn is every fucking species in australia endangered? what the shit
Australia - you kill it or it kills you. its a race.
i hope the marsupials kill the anglos then, they're clearly too irresponsible to inhabit the country
“Once they start to discover the joys of copulation, they just keep mating. They forget to eat and then they drain their energy and they die.”
Literally me
RIP numbats :( very few left
this post was submitted on 11 Sep 2024
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