A+ meme! I had a good laugh. But also, just peel them and put them in a freezer bag in the freezer to use later. This way they are ready to go for your next smoothie!

Bananas foster is fairly easy and delicious.

Thanks for reminding me about the multiple old bananas slowly deforming in my freezer right now. It's garbage day, so into the compost they go!

1 banana + 1 egg blended together = no gluten crepes

That takes letting them get old. I don't think you understand my level of banana consumption. I don't need potassium, I am the potassium.

Totally bread, though. Second best way to consume the banan, and will disappear as quickly as a bunch if I'm left alone with it.

Also, if you want banana goods without waiting, spread them on a baking pan, toss them in the oven at a low heat until the peel starts turning black on both sides(takes about 10 minutes, in my experience. Flip when one side is getting dark). I like to make a shallow cut about a quarter of the way up all the way to the stem for easier peeling after pulling them out. Dump 'em into a mixer with a splash of water, let the paddle mash 'em.