When I was a kid, my mom either bought or was gifted a little plush snowman that would say "Happy holidays! Happy holidays!" When you squeezed it. It would maybe get squeezed a few times in December and then put in a bin until the following year. No one ever changed the batteries and it still worked each year for many years. Then it started to run out of juice. And slowly over each year it would sound more and more demonic, but it always played at least once before running out of power. It's now been more than 25 years and we still check it each year to see if the demonic snowman is still alive. I'm not sure it will ever die if it was never alive in the first place...

That's a whole green olive... But still.

And that's why, as a Midwesterner, I proudly put black olives on my tacos. And it's tastes pretty damn great!

This.

I KNOW WHOOOO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOME

I've been thoroughly enjoying these memes. They remind me a lot of when shittymorph would get you with the undertaker bit. Except now I'll be looking at cool science charts that are genuinely interesting only to find someone snuck in a sneaky Saddam.

90% of my job is making finalist presentations for our sales department. The amount of times I receive the power point they put together and half the text is bold... I always think of that scene from The Incredibles. When everything is in bold... nothing is.

JD Vance drinks milk after brushing his teeth pass it on

JD Vance is a closeted childless cat lady pass it on

A+ meme! I had a good laugh. But also, just peel them and put them in a freezer bag in the freezer to use later. This way they are ready to go for your next smoothie!

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the fake old movie that plays in Home Alone. "I'm gonna give you till the count of 10 to get your ugly yeller no good keester off my property before I pump your guts full of lead! One... Two... Ten!" 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

LEEEEEEROOOOOOOOYYYYY JEEEEEEEENKEEEEENS