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Some Mnemonics (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 55 points 2 months ago

What, you don't have a special command to Compare Unsigned values in register C vs result register K? or Floating-point Addition with Parenthesis, so store the value for use on the next cycle?

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

I still don't know why this architecture went for a Double XOR as the NOP, I guess they were just flexing that the reference chip design could do both in a single cycle

[-] pancake@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 months ago

When returning from kernel code, one should issue Drop Execution Ring Privileges, of course.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Its been in RISC V for decades.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I wouldn't really characterize fourteen years as "decades."

[-] algernon@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 months ago

IT years are similar to dog years, an IT year is multiple normal human years, so 14 IT years is certainly IT decades.

algernon nods sagely

[-] authorinthedark@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 months ago

THAT'S how I'm supposed to get ten years of experience in a five year old technology

[-] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Just lie. What are they going to do? They don't know enought to realize they made an impossible request, they won't be able to tell the difference between 10 and 5 years experience.

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 2 months ago

Just don't work there, seems like a company run by idiots

[-] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

STEP 1: find company run by idiots

STEP 2: get them to give me a remote job

STEP 3: barely work at all

STEP 4: get second remote job and collect 2 paychecks

[-] Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social 0 points 2 months ago

"Algernon"? The monkey in your PFP? The nerdy kid in Canis Canem Edit a.k.a. Bully?

[-] stingpie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I'm pretty sure fused add multiply with store is part of the AVX instruction set.

[-] murtaza64@programming.dev 49 points 2 months ago

I'm so cooked I genuinely thought that's what it was at first, until I noticed all the words were slang/recent colloquialisms

[-] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

I thought it was another one of those meme languages at first.

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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Edit, Lemmy formatting killed it, here's what it was supposed to be.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Use code formatting, perhaps?

[-] DudeDudenson@lemmings.world 5 points 2 months ago

The trick is to try and think what could those words correspond to in assembly

[-] devilish666@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago
[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

My beowulf cluster can run at terafaps/s levels under ideal conditions.

[-] fnrir@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Nah. These are way too short.

this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2024
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