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Some Mnemonics (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 55 points 1 month ago

What, you don't have a special command to Compare Unsigned values in register C vs result register K? or Floating-point Addition with Parenthesis, so store the value for use on the next cycle?

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

I still don't know why this architecture went for a Double XOR as the NOP, I guess they were just flexing that the reference chip design could do both in a single cycle

[-] pancake@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 month ago

When returning from kernel code, one should issue Drop Execution Ring Privileges, of course.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Its been in RISC V for decades.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't really characterize fourteen years as "decades."

[-] algernon@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago

IT years are similar to dog years, an IT year is multiple normal human years, so 14 IT years is certainly IT decades.

algernon nods sagely

[-] authorinthedark@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 month ago

THAT'S how I'm supposed to get ten years of experience in a five year old technology

[-] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Just lie. What are they going to do? They don't know enought to realize they made an impossible request, they won't be able to tell the difference between 10 and 5 years experience.

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 month ago

Just don't work there, seems like a company run by idiots

[-] AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

STEP 1: find company run by idiots

STEP 2: get them to give me a remote job

STEP 3: barely work at all

STEP 4: get second remote job and collect 2 paychecks

[-] Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social 0 points 1 month ago

"Algernon"? The monkey in your PFP? The nerdy kid in Canis Canem Edit a.k.a. Bully?

[-] stingpie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure fused add multiply with store is part of the AVX instruction set.

[-] murtaza64@programming.dev 49 points 1 month ago

I'm so cooked I genuinely thought that's what it was at first, until I noticed all the words were slang/recent colloquialisms

[-] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

I thought it was another one of those meme languages at first.

[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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Edit, Lemmy formatting killed it, here's what it was supposed to be.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Use code formatting, perhaps?

[-] DudeDudenson@lemmings.world 5 points 1 month ago

The trick is to try and think what could those words correspond to in assembly

[-] devilish666@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago
[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

My beowulf cluster can run at terafaps/s levels under ideal conditions.

[-] fnrir@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Nah. These are way too short.

this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2024
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