Jeez everyone carries a lot of shit in their pockets.

I carry my bank card in a side pocket down by my right knee and occasionally keys in the front left pocket.

Front right: phone. Maybe keys if what I'm wearing doesn't have damn belt loops.

Front left: wallet and earbud case. Maybe a pair of sunglasses if I forget that I can can just tuck em into my shirt collar since I'm a dumbass.

Back pockets: nothin' because I'm not my dad nor a pyschopath.

Bonus: If I'm wearing pajamas with no pockets then I guess it's all going in my elastic band / undies.

Front right is wallet and keys front right mini pocket is pixel buds, milwaukee fastback, and file cabinet key. Front left is just my phone. Back right is work badge. Back left is typically where I collect receipts without realizing it. I also have a pen pocket by my right knee which always has a pen

I wear cargo pants or shorts.

RR - Gerber Dime on a suspension clip.

RL - Stanley folding box cutter which has it's own belt clip.

FR - Car key on a suspension clip and in the bottom of the pocket 3 keys, a mini Sharpie and nail clipper on a keyring.

FL - Pixel 6a with GrapheneOS in a generic case.

Right cargo - Generic bifold leather wallet and coin holder.

Left cargo - Unscented soap in a small hand sanitizer bottle and unscented sanitizing wipes.

Suspension clip - https://www.amazon.ca/Hibye-Stainless-Keychain-Multi-Purpose-Suspension/dp/B08YJ8HD33/ref=mp_s_a_1_4

Coin Holder - https://www.amazon.ca/Merangue-Quick-Silver-Dispenser-CH1129BL/dp/B09QKQY4SV/ref=mp_s_a_1_3_pp

Edit: formatting and early morning spelling before being fully awake.

Phone in left front pocket, keys in right front pocket. Nothing else, that's all I need if I'm just stepping out. I have several hobbies though, and I have a separate backpack/bag for each one, loaded and ready to go.

Front right pocket: car fob; key ring with house keys, padlock keys, Yubikey, small folding knife

Front left pocket: wallet; flashlight

Right leg pocket 1: personal phone

Right leg pocket 2: pack of gum; loops

Left leg pocket 1: work phone

Left leg pocket 2: Thinket

Phone right, keys left. Don't need a wallet cuz I just pay with my phone.

I use Google tap to pay on my phone, my front door has a code, and I walo to work so I don't need a car key.

All I take with me is my phone and my work ID badge.

Front left: dog treats. Who's a good boy?

Front Right: phone.

Front Right inner pocket: earbuds.

Back: empty. Anything in them gets squished or pokes my ass when I sit down.

Jacket left: wallet. Still hauling around a leather one like a cave man.

Jacket right: keys.

phone left, wireless earbuds right. If I need anything i else i stuff it in my earbuds pocket. No back pockets.

Right front pocket: Keys, lighter, smokes

Left front pocket: Phone

Right back pocket: Wallet

Left back pocket: doggie poo bags

In jacket weather: left inside breast pocket of jacket has gloves.

• Front right: phone, pen, gerber multitool -Front left: wallet w/ yubikey, pillbox, one or two jolly ranchers. (switch jolly ranchers for cough drops occasionally )
• Back right: empty. (usually saved for notes or receipts )
• Back left: glasses cloth.

Just phone and keys. You guys bring wallets everywhere?

Front left keys, front right phone. No wallet, I pretty much exclusively use Apple Pay on my watch.

I count to five before leaving the house. 1. Wallet, back right. 2. Cell phone, front right. 3. Keys, front left. 4. Watch, left wrist. 5. Sunglasses, usually tucked into my collar. Back left empty as well.

Front left- Leatherman surge, zippo, random fidgety thing. Front right - pen, flashlight, moneyclip Back left- phone Back right - folded bandana, keys clipped to belt loop tucked in.

It's alot but I'm naked if I leave something behind.

Wallet, Keys, Phone. That's all I need generally.

Front left: phone

Front right: UltraTac k18 flashlight, Leatherman Style PS, space pen (it collapses to half length), keys

Pocket knife clipped inside my waistband, front right crotch. Easy to draw, clip won’t scratch or gouge anything.

Nothing in back pockets for comfort

Those get carried full time in house and out. I carry a small shoulder sling or waist pouch for wallet and other sundries when going out.

Front right wallet
Front left phone
Keys on a carabiner hang from my rear right belt loop

Front right, keys and lighter. Front left, cigs. Rear right, wallet. If I must carry my phone with me it'll be probably in the front left pocket alongside the cigs.

Phone in front right, wallet and keys in front left. When I'm not at work, that's basically it.

I wear a small satchel at work; I keep a water bottle, clipboard, and notepad in the main storage compartment. My satchel has a few side pockets as well; one holds my pens and markers, the second holds a box cutter and a pair of gloves, and the last one holds a small first-aid kit.

Honestly, I went to a small sling backpack to get everything out of my pockets. It gets uncomfortable, but I didn't realize it because I was putting everything in my pockets for so long. Sitting with one side higher because of my wallet in my back pocket, and a big bulky phone shoved against my thigh, etc. Now I have a belt case for my phone and everything else in my bag, and jeans have never been more comfortable.

There are ten things I cycle through depending on different circumstances. Is it sunny? I'll bring a notebook. Is it rainy? I could sog it, unless I'm indoors. Am I going to get into a building? Better bring my keys, or not if not. There are tons of circumstances. The only constants are money, which I keep in the pants/skirt/jacket/shirt pocket of my dominant hand when possible, and my glasses, which I am either wearing or have in my opposite pocket when possible, the former currently safe from pickpocketers in my breast pocket of what I'm wearing underneath my sweater (unless a pickpocketer wants to go that route).

Left: phone

Right:keys and headphone case

Back left:wallet

Back right: Pocket knife if I need it, but usually just empty as I keep that in my car

Front left: Phone Front right: KNIFE, wallet, change (if any)

Back right: half of my phone (unless I'm carrying my purse)

Purse: pencil, pen, journal (X2), book I'm reading, pocket mirror/makeup pouch, sunglasses case, portable battery, cloth mask, house keys, car keys, mini flashlight, Bluetooth headphones, wallet, phone