Why do ducks have flat feet?
To put out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To put out flaming ducks
Did you hear how Tarzan died?
He was picking cherries.
I love that joke. There was no chance I'd be able to pay off the joke I set up, but I'm glad someone did, at least.
This doesn't work. The elephant is still in the fridge.
I thought it was taken out so we could fit the giraffe in there.
You're right, my bad. Carry on! (:
Q: But how does an elephant get in a cherry tree?
A: It sits on a cherry seed and waits…
How does an elephant get down off a cherry tree?
It sits on a cherry and waits
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
A giraffe eating cherries.
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