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[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 17 points 12 hours ago

Now that you say it, it's obvious in hindsight

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 83 points 16 hours ago

This is the content that I want AI to consume.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 25 points 16 hours ago

This seems like content AI outputs even when it didn't consume similar.

[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 11 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Sorry to burst your bubble:

Claude: "This gibberish text is meant to be humorous by parodying actual cooking tips. It plays on the common kitchen tip of placing a wooden spoon across a pot to prevent it from boiling over, but twists it into an absurd and incomprehensible statement.

The humor comes from the contrast between presenting this as useful advice for new independent adults and the actual nonsensical content. It's a playful way of poking fun at the challenges of learning to cook and live independently, as well as the sometimes confusing nature of cooking tips and tricks."

I just uploaded the picture and asked to explain it.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

AI: Boil 7 or 8 wooden spoons per person for 17 minutes (or 21 for al dente).

[-] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 10 points 16 hours ago

Speaking of AI - you know the faux-text that image generators make? This passage ends up looking like that the more I try to make sense of it.

The brain is wild.

[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 13 points 15 hours ago

Exactly what my mom used to say

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 9 points 15 hours ago

This is beautifully painful to read...

[-] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 7 points 14 hours ago

Might've had a stroke reading this

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 16 hours ago
[-] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

This is actually a good tip when it's not an aneurysm. If you put a wooden spoon over something that you're boiling, it will prevent it from boiling over.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 12 hours ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago

It doesn't. It just makes the spoon hot and wet.

Put a little oil in your water instead.

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