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[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 hours ago

You can also deny it finishing by stopping at the 1s mark on the timer :)

[-] GiveOver@feddit.uk 6 points 3 hours ago

Whenever I use the pullout method, it spends the rest of the day making noises and flashing me. Trying to tempt me back.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 hours ago

That's what SSRIs do.

[-] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 19 points 8 hours ago

Two minutes if you don't know what you're doing - you'll be hot on the outside but still cold within.

Gotta take your time, reduce your power, give that warmth time to propagate within.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Unless it's bacon, where I think 2 minutes might be enough to turn it into pure plasma with how much it's popping and exploding by 10 seconds.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 17 points 8 hours ago

Yeah but the microwave makes it all soggy and limp.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 16 points 8 hours ago

that's just a sign it's been fully utilized

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Air fryer is the best of both worlds.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I love being able to both skip the preheat time and reduce the cooking time by 25% on top of it in my convection toaster oven/air fryer.

Just sucks that they gave it a shit UI that makes me miss the analog controls of my previous toaster oven.

[-] then_three_more@lemmy.world 26 points 11 hours ago

Have you got a minute to talk about our lord and saviour Air Fryer?

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 16 points 9 hours ago

Heretic! Air Fryers are just mini convection ovens invented by the devil!

You can't even see inside them!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

That’s Fryer Tuck.

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 29 points 12 hours ago
[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 hours ago

For some reason this bothers me

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago
[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago

But who’s the girl in the background?

[-] Breezy@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

Kristen Stewart i think.

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 4 points 9 hours ago

So raw it's still on the cluck.

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 47 points 14 hours ago

Microwave: ahhhh baby all done Food: I’m not even warm yet….

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago

Food still has ice on it, plate gives you 2nd degree burns.

[-] HypnoticSheep@lemm.ee 5 points 5 hours ago

If your microwave has the option, set it to power level 6 (or 60%) and up the time by 1.5-2x. No more blisteringly hot plates with ice puck food on top!

[-] Rade0nfighter@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

My new oven is so energy efficient it takes 20 mins to warm up before cooking a pizza for ten minutes.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 15 points 13 hours ago

Toaster: I'll let you know when I'm done

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 27 points 15 hours ago
[-] MicroWave@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

Efficiency baby

[-] burgersc12@mander.xyz 18 points 15 hours ago

Oven: 5 more minutes, just like that!

Microwave: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ding

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 5 points 14 hours ago

Also, oven: frozen pizza right on the grate.

Microwave: you put that shit on a plate and a paper napkin on top of it, don't want all the other food inside the microwave touching your food

this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2024
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